What A Wonderful Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$68,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing….The house we wanted last
year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?”

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