After Adam was created he was just sitting in the Garden of Eden all by
himself, when the Lord came down to visit. “Adam,” he said, “I have a plan to
make you much happier. I’m going to give you a companion, someone who will
fulfill your every need and desire, and be faithful, loving, and obedient.”
Adam was stunned, “That sounds incredible!”
The Lord replied, “It is, but it doesn’t come for free. In fact, this
someone is so special, it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam thought for a moment. “That’s a pretty high price to pay. What can
I get for a rib?”
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