After Adam was created he was just sitting in the Garden of Eden all by himself, when the Lord came down to visit. “Adam,” he said, “I have a plan to make you much happier. I’m going to give you a companion, someone who will fulfill your every need and desire, and be faithful, loving, and obedient.”
Adam was stunned, “That sounds incredible!”
The Lord replied, “It is, but it doesn’t come for free. In fact, this someone is so special, it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam thought for a moment. “That’s a pretty high price to pay. What can I get for a rib?”
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