little boy by cedman22345

there was a little kid that was getting picked on at school and the bullys called him a bitch and bastered so the kid goes home and asks his mom wut bitch and bastered means and his mom says “a bitch is a fine lady and a bastered is a fine gentleman”

then the boy goes to a store and overheard some teens saying dick and vagina so he went home and asked his mom wut dick and vagina meant and she said “a dick is a fine gentleman’s hat and a vaigina is a fine lady’s hat”

then on thanksgiving the boy is at home and he is watching his mom cut the turkey and she accidently cut herself and said “FUCK” and he asked her wut that meant and she said it’s wut i’m doing to the turkey

then he went to their bathroom where his dad was and his dad was shaving and he cut himself and said “SHIT” then he asked his dad wut that meant and he said it was wut he was shaving off his face then the guests got there and the boy answered the door and the boy said “well hi there fine bitches and bastered and may i say nice dicks and vaginas my mom is fucking the turkey and my dad is shaving the shit off his face so come in”

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