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Two mans are sitting in the bar. One says: Hey, if you go on top of this building and you jump down, 1 second later you just sit here again. The other says: I’m drunk, but i’m not that drunk. The first says: Let me give you a example. And he goes on top of the building, jumps down and one second later he sits in the bar. So the second man says: OK, i’m gonna try it. And he goes on top of the building and jumps down. Two seconds later he is dead. Then the bar holder says: “You are really a bastard if you’re drunk, Superman!”


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