Wishes

There are these two guys stranded on a beach. One of them goes exploring and finds a lamp.
“whats that?” the other guy asks.

“Rubbish” says the first guy as he throws it away.

POOF!!
The lamp explodes and a genie comes out.
“ok ok u know the drill by now dont u.” says the genie ” u have three wishes”

the second guy turns round and thinks.
i could wish to…get of this island. Yeah. Then i could wish for one… no ten billion pounds.
and finally i could…oh i dunno… live a long and happy life. Yeah, thats my wishes.

He turns back round to his friend, who is playing with a beach ball and a plastic flamingo.
“What have you done?” he shouts in horror. “Youve just wasted two wishes! On CRAP!”

The first guy looks at him and says. “youd spend your wishes on worse.”

The second guy replies “whatever. At least we’ve got one wish to get off this damn island”

“ya think? If your just gonna shout at me all the time im going off to play with my new blow up shark!”

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