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A guy walks into a bar, and orders six shots of rum.
The bartender asks, “What’s the occasion?”
The guy says, “My first blowjob”
Bartender says, ” I’ll toast to that ! Have a seventh shot on the house !”
“Thanks,” says the guy, ” but the seventh one won’t take the taste of penis out of my mouth.”


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