Fantastic!

Two old women sitting on the porch at a Catskills resort, trying to outdo each other The first woman says, “When my first child was born, my husband bought me a mansion in Scarsdale!”

The second woman says, “Fantastic!”

“When my second child was born my husband bought me a Chrysler Imperial 30 feet long!”

The second woman says, “Fantastic!”

“And when my third child was born, my husband bought me the most expensive diamond bracelet they had at Tiffany’s.”

“Fantastic!”

“So what did your husband buy you when your first child was born?”

“He didn’t buy me anything, he sent me to charm school.”

“Charm school,” says the first woman, “Psshh.. what for?”

“So instead of saying, “Who gives a shit?” I could learn to say, “Fantastic!”“

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