Rashomon
Two boys are playing catch in Rock Creek Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog’s neck and saving his friend.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. “Redskins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
“But I’m not a Redskins fan,” the little hero replied.
“Sorry, since we are in DC I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and he starts writing again. “Captials Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.”
“I’m not a Captials fan either,” the boy said.
“Oh, I assumed everyone in DC was either for the Redskins or the Captials. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.
“I’m a Cowboys fan,” the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
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