A man went into a hospital to have a Vasectomy...

A man went into a hospital to have a Vasectomy and everything was going fine until his balls popped out
the assistant nurse was horrified and said: doctor we need to find a replacement in the hospital!
doctor: i agree
so the nurse ran up to the childrens play area and got to large marbles then rushed down to the operating room.
nurse: will these do doctor?
doctor: of corse not! because when he is having sex they will clack together and he might suspect something!
so the nurse ran up to the staff games room and grabbed two large ping pong balls and said here doctor will these do?
doctor: no! no! no!
nurse: but why?
doctor: because when he’s in the bath theyll float & he’ll know something dodgy happened. look the anesthetic is wearing off youll have to get something good this time
the nurse thought for a bit and went to the canteen and grabbed the two largest pickeld onions she could see and rushed back to theatre
nurse: will these do doctor?
doctor: i guess theyll have to

a few days later the doctor went to see the man he operated on and asked: is everything all right, have you been urinating ok?
patient: yeah thats been fine but the cheese sandwich man came along and i got a real hard on!

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