One day in the spring a blonde went to the park. In the park, there were kids playing soccer. She noticed that every kid in the park was playing except for this one boy by himself. At first, she disregarded im but ten minutes later when she looked again, he was still alone. Every time she looked at him and saw him alone she started feeling more and more sorry for him. Eventually, she began debating with herself whether to go talk to the boy and cheer him up. After a couple of minutes she decided to go speak to him. So, she walked to the boy…
“Why are you alone sweetie?”
“What?”
“How come you are here all by yourself, why don’t you go play with the other kids there? Don’t be shy.”
And the boy replied, “What’s wrong with you? I’m a goalie!”
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