Mr. Ducky

No one has heard about mr. ducky? anyways…

There’s a father and a daughter. The father has to do to work and asks his best friend to babysit his little girl. he tells his best friend, “I want you to do whatever my little girl asks.”

So the night goes on and the friend tells the little girl that it’s time to watch tv. she asks him to watch tv with her. he refuses, and she says, “I’ll tell my daddy on you.” so they watch tv.

Then he tells her it’s time for dinner. She asks him to eat with her. “No.” “I’ll tell my daddy on you.” “Ok.”

Then it’s time to take a shower. She asks him to shower with her. “No.” “I’ll tell my daddy on you.” “Ok, but don’t turn around and look up. so naturally she turns around and looks up. “WHAT’S THAT?” she asked. He tells her, “That’s Mr. Ducky.” “Can i play with him.” “No.” She listens for once.

Then it’s time for bed. she asks him to go to bed with her. “No.” “I’ll tell my daddy on you.” “Ok.”

So the night went on, but the little girl couldn’t fall asleep. she was bored. she asked the friend, “Can i play with Mr. Ducky?” he, being tired and only half awake, waved her off, saying, “Yeah yeah, whatever.”

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The father arrives at the ER and asks his daughter what happened. She tells him, “Mr. Ducky spit on me, so I bit his head off.”

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