A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were watching the news together. A man was getting ready to commit suicide by jumping off of a roof.
The redhead and the brunette said to the blond, “We bet you fifty bucks he will jump.”
And the brunette replies, “Well i bet you guys fifty bucks that he won’t jump.”
So they continue watching, he jumps, and he dies. The blond starts to pay the other two but they tell her, “It’s okay. Keep the money. We say this story earlier, so we knew he would jump.”
And the blond says, “It’s fine. I saw this story before too, but i didn’t think he would jump again.”
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