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the drunk guy

As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine
races past, siren wailing and lights flashing.

Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can
until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.

In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, “If that’s the way
you want it, you can keep your bloody ice creams!”


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