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there’s a English a French and a Chinese *walking on a farm then they
say to the farmer ” We would like to work on this farm” the farmer says: okay but first you must go in to the forest and bring back a fruit.

so they all go into the forest

30 minutes later the *English comes out of the forest with a “blueberry” the farmer say :okay now shove it up your but and don’t laugh
so the English shoves it up his but and doesn’t laugh
the farmer say: okay your in.

5 minutes later the French comes out of the forest with a grape the farmer repeats what he said to the English
so then french shoves the grape up his but and starts to laugh.
the farmer says: why are you laughing ?
the french then says: the Chinese is coming with a water melon.

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