Series of Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter

Chuck Norris doesnt hunt, he kills

If you have 5 dollars and Chucj Norris has 3, Chuck Norris has more money than you

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he believes in, is the element of surprise

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone in the face, and his foot opened up a time warp which made his foot go back in time and kicked amelia eirhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean

Chuck Norris can watch “60 Minutes” in 60 seconds

Kenan and Kel didn’t get cancelled because of ratings, it got cancelled because Chuck Norris wanted it to be

They once showed a episoe of Walker Texas Ranger in Switzerland, which is why they became neutral

The reason why Adolf Hitler commited suicide was because he heard that the U.S. was bringing in Chuck Norris

A Volcano or comet didn’t kill the dinosars, they all commited suicide because they didn’t want to deal with the Norrisaurus Chuck

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