The Bear And The Squirrel

A Male bear and a Male squirrel were walking in a forest one day when they both spot a magic lamp. they both quickly rush over to it and both grab it at the same time, as they were arguing over who saw it first and who should have it a genie popped out and said “Look you both found the lamp and you both touched the lamp at the same time which means i have to grant both of you three wishes”

So the bear goes “I wish that everyone on this planet was a bear apart from that squirrel”. “Done” replies the genie”

The squirrel says “I wish i had a go-kart”. “done” the genie replies

The bear then says “I wish all of the bears in this world were female apart from me”. “done” the genie replies

The squirrel then requests “I wish i could have a helmet”. “Done” the genie replies

The Bear then says, “i wish that every female bear was attracted to me”. “done” the genie replies”

The squirrel replies “I wish he was gay”

LMFAO

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