The Blonde Sidewalk

This girl named Suzie was blonde- VERY blonde. She was walking along, minding her own business. Out of now where, God appears, and he tells her to walk the sidealk up to heaven. The hill was SO high, and it took SO long to walk up there, that God put jokes on every sidewalk square. He told her that if she laughs at either one of the jokes, she goes to hell. OOOOH! So, she made it all the way the the sidewalk hill without even giggling. She, got to the top, and started rolling on the floor laughing. God asked, “Why did you laugh, i didn’t put a joke here”. She explained: “I just got the first joke”! THE END… I’m am a blonde, and i swear, i HAVE done that before. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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