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How To Tired a Blonde

There was a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They all tried to get to this island called 100 Mile Island. From any island, it takes 100 miles to get there, which explains its name. The girls made a bet to see who can make it to the island first. The brunette swam 43 miles, then drowned. The red head swam 14 miles and drowned. The blonde swam 99 miles, then realized she was too tired to swim to the shore, so she decided to turn around and swim the 99 miles back. My name is Racheal, and seriously, I am SO blonde that i might even have done just that! Haha!


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