Sharp Shooter

A cowboy walked into the last chance saloon and as he did so he whipped out his colt, twirled it twice and shot the cigar out of the pianist’s mouth.

The old gent sitting nearby said “That’s not bad shooting son, but if I was you I would saw off about three inches of the barrel, then I would saw off the trigger guard and about 1/2 inch off the trigger. I would then file these down really smooth and cover the handle in vasaline.”

The cowboy said, “You think so. Will that make me shoot straighter?”

The old gent replied, “No, but you see the pianist? That’s Wyatt Earp and when he finishes playing that piano he’s going to shove that gun right up your butt.”

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