Electric Penis
3 men walked into a penis shop. Woody (man number 1) bought a wooden penis. Metalicca (man number 2) bought a metal penis. Electo (man number 3) bought an electric penis.
The next day the three men were back in the shop with complaints.
Woody said: “i dont like my dick, it gives my wife splinters”
Metalicca said: “My wife says mines too cold”
Electo said: “i love mine! everytime i have sex my wifes boobs light up!”
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