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The RCMP Ball

A young woman was pulled over for speeding in Saskatchewan. As the Saskatchewan RCMP Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP Ball.

He replied, ‘Ma’am, Saskatchewan RCMP don’t have balls.’

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.


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