Panda joke

A panda walks into a shop. He buys some fish and chips (and obviously eats them). When he finishes, he shoots all the customers. The shop owner says “Why did you shoot all my customers?” The panda says “Look it up in the dictionary.” The panda then leaves the shop. The shop owner looks up p for panda. It says, The panda eats shoots and leaves.

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