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THE MEXICAN THE CHINESE AND THE BLONDE

THERE WAS A MEXICAN A CHINESE AND A BLONDE MAN EATING LUNCH AT WORK. THE MEXICAN ALWAYS GOT BURRITOS. THE CHINESE ALWAYS GOT LO MEIN AND THE BLONDE ALWAYS GOT A SANDWICH. THE MEXICAN SAID THAT IF HE GOT BURRITOS ONE MORE TIME HE WOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF. THE CHINESE SAID THAT IF HE GOT LO MEIN ONE MORE TIME HE WOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF. THE BLONDE SAID THAT IF HE GOT A SANDWICH ONE MORE TIME HE WOULD JUMP OFF THE CLIFF TOO. SO THE NEXT DAY THEY ALL JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF. AT THE FUNERAL THE MEXICANS WIFE SAID THAT I WISH I KNEW HE WANTED A DIFFERENT LUNCH. THE CHINESE WIFE SAID THE SAME THING. THEN THE BLONDES WIFE SAID THAT FOOL MAKES HIS OWN LUNCH.


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