The sailor

Ok so there was this captian and this other guy in a submarine. Well the captian says to the guy that a missile is heading right for them and that he wants the guy to go down and tell the men one last joke. Well a few seconds later the captian hears everyone just crack up laughing. Next thing you know the sub blew up.

The only people who survived what the guy who told the joke and the captian. The captian said ” So what joke did you tell them?”

The guy replied: ” Well I said I was going to take my dick and hit the table with it and when I do The sub will expload. “

The captian replied:” Well you better keep that thing in check because the missile missed.”

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