The Doubled Wish

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Once there was a husband walking on the beach. He saw a lamp burried in the sand. He picked it up and rubbed it hoping for a genie to come out. It did come out and it said “I shall grant you 3 wishes, but every wish you make our wife will recieve double.” So the man agrees and goes home. The next day as he’s in the car and going to work, it starts to rain. He says “I wish i had an umbrella.” He then recieves an umbrella and his wife gets two. At work his pen runs out of ink while he’s doing paper work. He says “I wish I had a new pen.” A new pen popped into his hand and two came to his wife. When lunch time come around, the husband heads down to the deli to get a sandwitch. On his way he gets beaten and robbed by thugs. He is totally helpless and ends up in an abandoned alley way with nothing left but ripped clothing. He curses and then says “MAN I wish I had some ballz!”

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