The mansion joke.

There was once a man who was so rich that he brought the biggest mansion in the world.
Reporters came in and asked what he was going to name the mansion. The man says the first thing I see tomorrow. The first thing he saw tomorrow was an ass, so he named his mansion ass.
After that he found a famous cat and reporters came in and asked what he was going to name the cat. He again says, the first thing he sees tomorrow. The first thing he saw tomorrow was a crack in the wall so he named his cat “crack”. But the next day he lost his cats and reporters asked where was his cat. He says I looked all over the ass but I couldn’t find the crack. Lol

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