A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly alone. After some time he picked up his drink and went to sit beside her and asked “Can I buy you a drink?” She replied in a loud voice “A motel!” “No!” he replied I just offered a drink. All the people in the restaurant were then staring at him. “I just offered a drink”, he said. She replied “Why should I go with you to a motel?”
“Oh forget it” he said as he left to return to the other end of the bar. What a kook he thought. About 20 minutes later she came to his end of the bar and said; “Sir, I’m sorry to have embarrassed you but I am a student at the University and I have to do a term paper on reactions to embarrassing situations. I hope you will forgive me, since this was just part of my research.” He looked at her, and in a very loud voice said, “TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS?”
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