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The Priest, the Rabbi, and the Humpback Whale

So a preist, a Rabbi, and a humpback whale all walk into a bar. The priest tells the bartender,
“I’ve accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior”
“Uh..Ok. You gonna buy a drink?”
“Yeah, I’ll have some Red Wine.”
And the Rabbi goes to the bartender and says,
“I’ve yet to find someone worthy enough to accept as my lord and savior”
“Alright, You gonna buy a drink?”
“Yeah, give me some beer”
And then the humpback whale goes up to the bartender and says,
“OOOOOOooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooOOoooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooo”


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