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Cows! really funny!

there were four cows in a field.
a momma and three babys.

the first baby went up to the momma cow and asked “momma why am I named Daisy?”,the momma cow replied “because sweety when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”

the second baby went up to the mommacow and asked “momma why am I named Rose?” the momma cow replied “because sweety when you were born a rose petal fell on your head.”

the third baby cow said “anowana” the momma cow replied “SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!”


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