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The Car And The Garage

There is two kids playing in a sandbox. One was a boy, and the other kid was a girl. The boy pulled down his pants and the girl asked “what’s that”? The boy said “I don’t know, I’ll ask my dad. When the boy got home, he pulled down his pants and asked his dad “what’s this”? His dad said “thats your car, you always want to put your car into a girl’s garage”. When the girl went home, she asked her mom “whats this”? Her mom told her “that’s a garage, you never want a boy to put his car into your garage”. The next day, the boy and the girl went back to the sandbox. The boy tried to put his car into the girl’s garage. The next thing you heard was a loud scream. Then an old man came running over and asked “what happened”? The girl told him “the boy was trying to put his car into my garage, so I pulled his two back tires off”.


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