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Devil vs Kid

One day a kid is at school and his homework is to put words together.When he gets home he says
Kid- mom i need some words
he over hears his mom on the phone
Mom- I’m a mean mother fucker
kid- thx mom
goes to his dad over hears dad
Dad- from down the street
then he goes to his brothers room
Brother- i’ll kick ur ass
after that he goes with his little sister
Sister- to tree to tree
the next day he says
Kid- I’m a mean mother fucker from down the street i’ll kick ur ass from tree to tree
after detention he leaves and died from a car
the devil appears before him and say wat do u want
kid- im a mean mother fucker from down the street ill kick ur ass from tree to tree

Devil- oh ya im a mean mother fucker from down bellow i’ll burn ur ass from head to toe!!


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