chuck noris

chuck noris doesn’t get diahrea he gets nuclear waste.
chuck noris doesn’t make smelly poop he makes shiny diamonds.
jesus may walk on water but chuck noris swims on land.
when god said let there be light chuck noris said say plz.
chuck noris got his drivers liscence at the age of 16…seconds.
chuck noris orders pizza just to kick the delivery boy.

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