3 guys in a desert .

there were 3 guys walking in the desert. they were all exausted, hungry and thirsty. they almost died, but then they saw a little house in the distance. they approached it and knocked on the door. a little old lady opened the door and asked what they wanted. “we need food, shelter and water please.” said one of them. there was a pause, and then she finally said “ok, but you have to do something for me.” “anything” they replied. “only if one of you do it with me will i let you stay.” she said. looking disgusted, the first 2 guys said no quickly and walked away. the 3rd guy thought about it and then said “fine i”ll do it”so she let him in while the other 2 sat in the hot sand. “i want you to wear a blindfold” said the guy to the old lady. “oooo, kinky” she replied. she put a blindfold on and started stripping. Quickly, the guy went to the kitchen and spotted a corn on the cob and grabbed it, he used it to make it seem as if it was really him and then threw it out the window. she let him stay for 3 days which he ate drank and even slept on the compfiest bed ever. he went outside on the third day to see if the other guys were still there. they were and he asked them “you guys hungry?” “nah we just ate a corn cob that flew outta that window”…

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