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Adam & Eve

there was a girl in a class that was answering question after question. a boy sitting behind her had a pencil and was going to poke her next time she answered. the teacher then asked “what did eve say when adam was having sex with her?” the boy poked her. the girl said Owww and the teacher said “correct.” the teacher then asked “what did eve say when she gave birth?” the boy poked the girl. the girl said OWWHWH. the teacher said “right!” the teacher then asked “what did eve say to adam when they had their 10th child?” the boy poked the girl. the girl turned around and said “if you poke me with that stick one more time, i’ll break it!!!” the teacher said “right, very very good!!”


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