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Watches & Australia!

One day there were 3 men on a holiday to Melborne! One was from Queensland, the next was from Sydney and the last was from Western Australia! When they got to the hotel there was a huge sign saying, “Win One Million Dollars!” Next to the sign there was a man so they asked him what was going on! “Hi Guys, If you drop you’re watch off the cliff and run down in time to catch it you win one million dollars!” So the 3 men entered the competion! The man from Queensland went first….he ran down as fast as he could but when he got down the the bottom the watch was on the floor….SMASHED! The man from Sydney went second…..he ran down just to see his watch smash into smitherines! Finally it was the man from Western Australia’s turn…..he dropped his watch. Then he went to climb the Harbor Bridge, have lunch and buy some suveniors! Then he ran down the hill and let the watch fall into his hands! “How did you do it?” asked the man! “Well I’m from WA…..My watch is 2 hours slow!”


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