in a bar

there was this man that walked into a bar and he noticed there was a 12 inch pianist playing a piano. he walks up to the guy that owns the place and says that is the most beautiful music i have ever heard. then the guy that owns the bar says go around to the side of the bar into the alley and theres a magic lamp. there you can wish for anything you like. so the man walks around to the side of the building and goes into the alley, there he sees the magic lamp. he rubbs the lamp and a genie pops out and the genie says………i will grant you one wish. so the man thnks about it fo a moment and then says i want a million bux nd the sky got all cloudy and dark and it started raining a million ducks! so the man runs into the bar for shelter and he walks up the the man that owns the bar and says…….i just wished for a million bux and that stupid genie gave me a million ducks! then the guy thats owns the bar says well do u really think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?

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