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SLOW DOWN!!

a guy ran a stop sign and got pulled over by a cop. the cop says “do you know what you did back there” and the guy says “no”. the policeman said “you ran a stop sign” and the guy says “but i slowed down”. so the cop pulls the guy out of the car and starts beating him with his nightstick. the guy starts yelling “STOP!” so the cop slows down and says “i stopped MOTHER FUCKER!”


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