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heavens gates

so thers a guy whos walkin up to heavens gates. the man deciding weather he goes to heaven or not says “look bob, you didnt do very many good things in ur life,”
bob responds”what are u talkin about? ther was this one time were i saw a bike gang gangbangin a teenage girl. i got so mad i took the spare tire from my car and i hit the leader of the gang on the head!”
the man at the gate said”thats very impressive. when did this happen?”
bob replied “oh a couple minutes ago.”

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