THE DEAF GENIE

one day 2 men were walkin down the seashore. 1 of em finds a dusty lamp under the sand.he said ‘HEY! look at dis,it must be magical!’ the second man said ‘yeah.’ the 1st man rubbed the lamp then a deaf genie appeared.the genie said ‘ok,ok ill grant you 2 wishes’ but they didnt know that the genie is deaf so the 1st man said ‘I wanna million bucks’ the genie said ‘wish granted’ a second later a million *DUCKS came out nowhere the 1st man said ‘OMG WTF i said a million bucks!!!’. The 2nd man was homeless so he said ‘i wish for a house!’ the genie said ‘wish granted’ a second later a hose came outta nowhere the 2nd man said ‘OMG WTF i said a house not a hose!i wish i can get outta here…’ the genie said ‘sorry i can only give you 2 wishes

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