Chuck Norris Jokes(a list)

Chuck Norris went to mcdonalds and got a whopper

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, his heart lost

There was no evelution, just all the animals chuck norris let live

Chuck norris sells his urine as a beverage, we know this beverage as red bull

Handicaped spaces arent for handicapped people, it is in fact a warning sign that its chuck norris’ and you will be handicaped if u park there.

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