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So three guys go 2 heaven and god says how many times hav u cheated on ur wife?

The first guy says 5 times he gets a really bad car.

The second guy says 3times and gets an ok car

The last guy says i never cheated on my wife and i gave her flowers every day and he gets a limo

So The third guy is on the heaven highway pulls over and starts crying. The 2 other guys stop and say wuts wrong?

The guy says I saw my wife on roller blades

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