There was this old woman walking down the street with two garbage bags. One of them ripped opean and four $20 bills fell out. A cop walking by saw and asked the old woman; “Where did you get all that money?”and the old woman replied; “I live close to Fenway Park and the men dont want to wait in line so they piss through a hole in my fence,right on my flowers when I am triming them. So I say $20 or it comes off.” “Then what is in the other bag?” Asked the police officer and the old woman said “Not every one wanted to pay the $20.”
If you are a man and you find this offensive you need to grow some balls. So for all of the “men” out there i will mark this as “Possibly Offensive”
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