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Two Garbage Bags And An Old Woman That Lives By Fenway Park

There was this old woman walking down the street with two garbage bags. One of them ripped opean and four $20 bills fell out. A cop walking by saw and asked the old woman; “Where did you get all that money?”and the old woman replied; “I live close to Fenway Park and the men dont want to wait in line so they piss through a hole in my fence,right on my flowers when I am triming them. So I say $20 or it comes off.” “Then what is in the other bag?” Asked the police officer and the old woman said “Not every one wanted to pay the $20.”

If you are a man and you find this offensive you need to grow some balls. So for all of the “men” out there i will mark this as “Possibly Offensive”


Tags: dicks in a bag flowers Piss $20 old old lady Police Officer cop trimming

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