LOL.com Logo

Into A Pumpkin!

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t
let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs
to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

“First, you must wear a diaphragm.”

Cinderella agrees. “What’s the second condition?”

“You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm
will turn into a pumpkin.”

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour
comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn’t show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m.
Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

“Where have you been?” demands the Fairy Godmother. “Your
diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!”

“I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.”

The Fairy Godmother stated, “I know of no prince with that kind
of power! Tell me his name!”

Cinderella replied, I can’t remember, exactly… Peter, Peter,
something or other…"


Tags: cinderella sex fairy godmother fairy tale dirty

Good balloon
Good: 38
  Bad balloon
Bad: 9
        Tmbo balloon
Poss. Off.: 5

Another Random Joke



Look! Kittens! 185/48 20
dock 35/143 18
Skydiving 67/85 62
yo moma 75/111 35
yo moma 35/132 32
Mama Joke 57/103 22
the 3 kids and the genie 190/41 28
healthcare the way it should be 38/97 30
If Michael Jackson were a fish...... 55/214 92
The Hippie and the Nun 178/18 35
6 was scared of 7... 65/143 26
The REAL Jaws! 204/47 19
your mom & god 70/97 74
Yo Mama 90/75 30
Lake Love 113/61 24
Archive

Contact Us | Our Weblog