Into A Pumpkin!

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won’t
let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs
to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

“First, you must wear a diaphragm.”

Cinderella agrees. “What’s the second condition?”

“You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm
will turn into a pumpkin.”

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour
comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn’t show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m.
Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

“Where have you been?” demands the Fairy Godmother. “Your
diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!”

“I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.”

The Fairy Godmother stated, “I know of no prince with that kind
of power! Tell me his name!”

Cinderella replied, I can’t remember, exactly… Peter, Peter,
something or other…"

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