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Some Fat blonde dude called Jo walked into a lesuire cetre where he was going swimming. He went up to the counter and said swimming, they said 2 pound 50 please, Joe said what ?, and the women at the counter said its 2 pound 50 to go swimming, Joe gave them the money and went swimming. He came out and went to Mcdonalds, He asked for a big burger, the man at the counter said a quarter pounder, Joe went 25p ok, and the man at the counter went no sir thats what the burger is called. Joe said fine then the biggest meal you have got. And The man at the counter shouted back to his friend oit a fat one, ‘Joe said angry ’ What you callling me fat for?’. Joe then climbed over the counter and ate all the food and went up to the man at the counter and said see i dont eat that much !!


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