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Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.


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