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Lettuce, Tomato

So there are 2 teenagers and a kid that are going camping

the 2 teenagers deicide to sleep on the top bunk in the cabin, while the kid sleeps on the bottom bunk

the teenagers want 2 have sex but they dont want the kid to know so they make up codes, lettuce for for faster and tomato for harder

After they yell lettuce and tomato a few times, the kid wakes up and says “will u guys stop making sandwiches?your getting mayo all over my face!”


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