Hippies on LSD

What goes “peck, peck,bang”?
a chicken in a minefield.

Did you hear about the “Divorce Barbie”?
It comes with all of Kans shit.

How do you know if you are jerking off too much??
If you have sex with your husband/wife and you feel like you are cheating on your self.

You hear bout th e half mexican half Polish man?
He was running for the border and forgot what he was doing.

You hear bout the hippie that ate 10prunes with LSD in them?
He figuared this was one trip where he knew where he was going.

How is a condom like a wife?
They spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick.

Whats the diffrance between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted.

You see the dyslexic rabi?
He walks around saying “Yo.”

Whats the best thing about alzheimer’s disease?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs.

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