yo mama..

Yo mama is so stupid and fat when she was in the mueseum she tried to see if there was any meat on the dinosaur bones.

Yo mama so poor she found 10 bucks on the floor painted,fell, and made a earthquake.

Yo mama teeth is so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter

Yo mama so old she was watching the history channel and said that’s not how it happen.

Yo mama so fat she said burger king will never beat me.

Yo mama so short her job is being a person foot rest.

You mama so fat if you give her money she’ll make burger king go out of beissness.

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