ok so there was this really bratty girl whos parents were going out of towm. the babysitter that they got was a boy. he went to take a shower. the girl ssaid can i shower with you? he said no and then she said ill get u fired! so he sais fiiiiiine in the shower she look sup and sais wuts that? he sais thats my dawg. so she sais ok. in the middle of the night she comes up to him and sais can i sleep wit u? and he sais no so she says ill get u fired!!!! so he sais fiiiiiiiiiiine
when the babysitter woke up he was in the hospital he asked the girl wut happened and she said ur dog peed on me so i bit it off!
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