One day, Elmo had to get a babysitter, and ended up getting a female babysitter. So, at first Elmo asked “Will you take your shirt off?”
The babysitter said no.
Elmo said “If you dont iiil cryyyy.” And so, she said fine and took it off.
Five minutes later, Elmo asked “Will you go in bed with me?” She said no
Again, “If you don’t Iiiii’ll crryyyy” So she said ok.
Another two minutes later, he asked “Can i poke your belly button?” She said no.
So he complained again “If you don’t iiii’ll cryyyy.” So, once again, she agreed.
After seven minutes of non-stop poking, the babysitter said “Elmo!!! That’s not my belly button!”
He said back, “That’s not my finger.”
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